Larry G. Jones sings a parody of John Denver’s “Annie’s Song,” but with a hilarious twist!
Click above to listen. Lyrics below. Email it to your Ex to let them know EX-actly how you feel!
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(Parody lyrics by Billy Riggs) Parody of “Annie’s Song” by John Denver, Cherry Lane
MUSIC PUBLISHING COMPANY/ASCAP, DIMENSIONAL MUSIC OF 1091/ASCAP, WB MUSIC
CORP./ASCAP. LARRY G. JONES, IMPERSONATOR
You clog up my senses,
Like a night in the landfill
Like the pollen in springtime,
Like the smog in L.A.
Like a sandstorm in the desert,
Like a swim in Lake Erie.
You clog up my senses.
Now you’ll be repaid!
Come let me sue you,
Let me take your house from you,
Heap attorney’s fees on you,
Make you sleep in the car!
Let me garnish your wages,
And destroy you in stages.
I’ll squeeze every cent due
From your greedy heart!
Let me garnish your wages
And destroy you in stages.
I’ll squeeze every cent due
From your greedy heart!
You clog up my senses
Like a night in the landfill,
Like the pollen springtime,
Like the smog in L.A.
Like a sandstorm in the desert,
Like a hair in my pudding.
You clog up my senses,
Now you’ll be repaid!
Come let me sue you,
Let me squeeze the life from you.
Turn the neighbors against you,
Make you live on the street.
Let me always harass you,
Teach our children to sass you.
Wash you out of my hairdo,
Then rinse and repeat!
(Repeat Chorus)
