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You Dried Up My Life (Mp3 Song File)

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Bethany Owens

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Bethany Owen sounds JUST LIKE Debbie Boone as she sings Billy Riggs’ parody of the song, “You Dried Up My Life.” Click above to listen. Lyrics below. Email it to your Ex to let them know EX-actly how you feel!

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(PARODY LYRICS BY BILLY RIGGS) PARODY OF “YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE” BY JOE BROOKS, CURB
SONGS/ASCAP, UNIVERSAL POLYGRAM INTERNATIONAL/ASCAP. BETHANY OWEN, IMPERSONATOR

Fountains of joy once bubbled within me.

Peace overflowed from life’s bottomless cup.

Springs of delight filled wells of contentment.

Then you came along, and you plugged them all up!

 

And you dried up my life,

You parched my soul,

You drained my cup.

My glass was half-full.

But like a straw, you sucked!

 

When I met you, I saw an oasis,

Joy and excitement poured in like a flood.

But the pools turned to dust,

a mirage in the desert,

And I ended up with a stick in the mud!

 

And you dried up my life,

You parched my soul,

You drained my cup.

My glass was half-full.

But like a straw, you sucked.

My ship has now sailed,

You’re left in the muck.

‘Cause you… you dried up my life!

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